Ah, politics. Made up of a mutation of lies, bullshit, toadying press wank and dishonest spin-doctors ready to dance on the corpses of their own family if it gives their cunty pay-masters a boost in the polls.
For those non-UK residents, here’s a brief history of the British national newspapers. One day they used to have journalists writing for them. Then wankers bought the papers and employed ferrets who wrote only lies, and those ferrets bred with themselves to produce a species of creature too mutated and subservient to even be named. I call them ‘The Cuntoids’.
But first up, here’s a legitimate newspaper reporting on things:
This is The Observer. It currently has a circulation figure of just over 159,000, and that’s just from people who hate Jeremy Corbyn, since all it seems to do is print tirades against him from Andrew Rawnsley and Nick Cohen, the gimp sex-twins who have about as much political sensibility as my arse does. If these fuckers were any more Tory they’d been snuffling for truffles up Boris Johnson’s ringpiece.
Besides that, the headline is a good one, and shows how fucked up the UK political establishment is, when a serious probe into Johnson being corrupt as fuck and a lying cunt to boot has been shoved to one side until after the election, which just goes to show that maybe that Met are in the pockets of the wanker as well. The UK has descended into a feudal system full of racist, bigoted donkey munglers and forelock tugging subservient helmets-of-the-cheese, where we’ll quite happily ignore reality as long as we get a public schoolboy in charge who spends his time referring to black people as ‘picannies’ and wriggling his Machiavellian head up the sphincter of his Russian chums so he can palm some extra coin when the UK goes private because there’s no fucking money to pay for anything.
But tish and phipsy, let’s look at that other trough of wanking pig shite, The Sunday Fucking Bastard Lying Piece of Shit Mail:
This is the only British paper which wants Hitler back in power – FACT! Anyway, they’re having a good old gnaw on the Johnson bellend with their bullshit about the cost of Labour’s plans not to fuck the UK over and sell it off to Trump and his private-enterprise arse-stains. What people don’t realise is there’s a conduit straight from the office of the Daily Mail editor right to the Tory spin-doctor’s festering, disease addled ringpiece, and whenever it shits out a slurry of lies and deceit the Daily Mail bathe in their wrinkled bollocks and then slap it on the front page, unchanged. Of course the fucking UK public won’t be paying 43,000 smackers for social changes enforced by the Labour party – this number comes from a fucking piece of shit internal piss poor Tory memo produced specifically to influence right-wing lackeys and sewer cunts to lap up and fart out onto the headlines. It’s lies backed up by monkey spunk wrapped up in a bowtie by Nazis to appeal to gibbering, spinny eyed cunt puppets. Where’s the fucking headline abut Johnson aiming to flog off the NHS to fucking Trump backers? Fuck off, The Mail, and crawl back into the ditch that spawned you, you dishonest, lying shit-stains crawling over the sobbing corpses of your journalistic brethren. Cunts.
Speaking of total and utter lying bastards:
The Sunday Cunting Express will only be happy once all migrants have been stuffed in the ovens with pitchforks and their children turned into chimney sweeps. Also, Nigel Farage is a fucking joke – a comedy product that people took seriously to push on the New Reich and give them a good excuse to hurl racist abuse at people. Nigel Farage is what happens when a mutated combination of shit, piss, wank and hate turns into a barely credible human form. If it was up to him Trump would be PM and he would be his Wormtongue, genuflecting at the alter of people even thicker, more cretinous and duplicitously fuck awful than him. And the Sunday and Daily Express would be his arse-monkeys, happily gibbering around his sphincter, hoping to print whatever shite this laughingstock of lies and bigotry wanks out.
Right wing papers? I shit ‘em! (apart from the Observer, which is just 90% bollocks and tedium with the odd bit of proper news smuggled in to keep idiots interested).
Tomorrow’s Papes: More lies and godawful cuntery.