Having watched the Labour leader debate a few weeks ago one thing became obvious – the Labour Party are dangling over shit creek by a thinning rope while a bunch of suits hack away at the life line whilst flinging piles of crap labelled ‘monetarism, you cunts’ at them.
Three of them – Burnham, Kendell and Cooper – were pretty much interchangeable in their ideology. They all agreed that having left wing principles was a bloody stupid idea, and the sooner this so called ‘working man’s party’ got it’s facts straight and realised that doing a big cak on the poor whilst greasing the palms of shiny suited cunts from the Square Mile who fart money into their own bank balances was the way forward the better the party would be. After all, who needs an alternative party – the Libs tried that and now they’re wanking for coins in the street.
The reigning philosophy seems to be that the gimp eyed messiah Blair had many years of untrammelled popularity by being a massive sweaty ballsack to the people who traditionally voted Labour, and so the only way to get into power and nab some of that private enterprise for themselves – I mean, the only way to improve the country – is to be as much like Blair as possible, which means being as much like the Tory party as possible.
The constant whine of Labour Lite is about not paying enough attention to the ‘squeezed middle’, but I say “Fuck the squeezed middle.” There may be a squeezed middle but there’s a ‘floundering poor’ who are drowning, with the foot of the tabloids and the Tory party stamping down on their heads to make sure they don’t get any air. Nobody seems to give a monkey’s skidmarked Y-fronts for those poor buggers, because there are no votes in it.
The concept of running a country for the good of the country has become redundant. Elections are fought on where the votes can be garnered rather than a message of unity and social welfare. A New Feudalism seems to be emerging, where the rich dominate over the policies of those they went to Eton with, whilst the serfs line up outside the food banks and the suicide rate amongst the poor goes up.
The dispiriting thing is the Labour party seem to be buying into this. Monetarism got them elected last time, and monetarism will be the scabby old bellend they chew on again.
Except for Jeremy Corbyn, who basically told a racist to go fuck himself on the debate (well, he was the only one to speak against the racist, and in my book that means he might as well have dragged the twat across the floor while stamping no his balls with the Boot of Righteousness). I expect to see the action figure of him released soon, with the special karate chop move which fucks over the ‘free market and fuck the poor’ ideology the other hapless fools in the race are touting.
Man A: Doctor, doctor, my Richard Desmond has no nose.
Doctor: What a cunt.